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Slater's worm lizard is a species of amphisbaenian in the family Amphisbaenidae. The species is endemic to western South America.
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The Jeremiah Platt House in Manhattan, Kansas was built in 1871 and added to the U.S. National Register of Historic Places in 1981.
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