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{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
{"fact":"Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.","length":38}
{"fact":"Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech , and seems to enjoy human companionship.","length":141}
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{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
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Robert Edward Coontz was an American naval officer who sailed with the \"Great White Fleet\" and served as the second Chief of Naval Operations from 1919 to 1923.
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