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KWYI is a radio station licensed to serve Kawaihae, Hawaii. The station is owned by Resonate Hawaii LLC. It airs a Hot Adult Contemporary format featuring Oldies music on the weekends.
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Ion Vianu was a Romanian writer and psychiatrist, who lived in Switzerland from 1977. He was the son of literary critic Tudor Vianu and his wife, Elena.
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