{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do crabs never give to charity?","punchline":"Because they’re shellfish.","id":346}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Red light say to the Green light?","punchline":"Don't look at me I'm changing!","id":182}
{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?","punchline":"Because he was a fungi.","id":35}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the grape do when he got stepped on?","punchline":"He let out a little wine.","id":173}
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